Why is it so wrong to drink alone? Because someone might think you have a "problem?" Whatever, wine is good for the soul, and at least you're home when you pass out and piss your pants. At home you never have to wake up next to someone you don't know...the ultimate party foul.
"I'm sorry to wake you, but I can't seem to find my pants, and I really need to take my Herpes medication...what's your name, again?
In all seriousness, though, drink alone in moderation. Dimming your lights, wrapping yourself up in a Snuggie, while sipping on a glass of Gin and tonic and watching a great episode of Grey's Anatomy never hurt anybody. It's a self date. We need those sometimes.
And may you always reach "home plate" on self dates...okay, okay...at least 2nd base.
So here's the question, how do you date yourself?
My self dates include artwork, a little time playing the piano and coming up with new songs, and watching scary movies that I often can never finish.
Self dates are the only thing I'm having lately, though. People just irk me so much lately.
Later Yal,
Aaron
